Salsa Job Posting
by Tricia Meikle
December, 2001

JOB LISTING Ref# HS-247365

Position Title: Hardcore Salsero/a

Location: Various locations worldwide

Job Availability: ASAP

Qualifications: Incumbent must enjoy working in a fast paced constantly changing environment. Must have superior timing and stamina. They must also have a positive disposition and high energy. Must be willing to travel and work outside of regular business hours. Hardworking, courteous and outgoing. Must be a people person. Applicants who are fluent in another language and have CPR training are preferred.

Requirements: Ability to dance on both the "1" and the "2 "is essential. Knowledge of more than one salsa style is required. Experience with both leading and following would be an asset. Specific Duties: Applicant must be willing to dance salsa minimum 4 nights per week. Successful applicant will not be expected to perform or compete but instead each evening they go out they must dance non-stop all night long. There will not be any scheduled breaks the applicant will only stop dancing when the salsa set is over (i.e. when d.j. plays merengue or house set) or when they can physically no longer dance (Either because of blisters/other injuries or because need to dry off/ change shirt.) Must attend a minimum of 1 salsa convention per year in a city different from the one in which they reside

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A HARDCORE SALSERO
PERSONAL INFORMATION

Surname:____________________ Given Name__________________ Initial/s_________

Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [ ] Yes please [ ] No thanks [ ] Maybe after the next salsa set

IQ: ________ Real IQ: ________

How many nights a week do you dance currently? (Please check one)
[ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7

How would you classify your style of dancing?
[ ] L.A. [ ] New York [ ] Miami [ ] Cuban
[ ] Columbian [ ] Puertorican [ ] Freestyle [ ] Ballroom

How many hours of sleep do you require per night?
[ ] 1-2 [ ] 3-4 [ ] 4-5 [ ] sleep is for suckers

On a scale of 1 - 10 (with 10 being the best) how would you rate yourself as a dancer?
[ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 [ ] 11

Do you enjoy dancing to merengue? (Pick one)
[ ] no [ ] no [ ] no [ ] no

People want to dance with me because ___________.
[ ] I have lots of energy [ ] I'm really attractive [ ] they enjoy my singing
[ ] my creative styling [ ] raw sex appeal [ ] all of the above

BACKGROUND INFORMATION

What's is the longest period of time you've gone without dancing?
[ ] 1 hour [ ] 1 day [ ] 1week [ ] always dancing

How many of the following surfaces have you danced on (please check all that apply)
[ ] wood [ ] tile [ ] concrete/cement [ ] asphalt
[ ] cobblestone [ ] grass [ ] gravel [ ] sand

How many people have you stepped on/hit while dancing within the last month?
[ ] less than 5 [ ] 5 - 10 [ ] 10 - 20 [ ] 20 +

Have you ever drank water straight from the tap at a nightclub?
[ ] yes, once I was desperate [ ] yes, so what
[ ] yes, on a dare [ ] yes, it's fresher that way

Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offence?

[ ] yes [ ] no
Have you ever been thrown out of a salsa? [ ] yes [ ] no
Have you ever used a sick day to recover from a great night of dancing? [ ] yes [ ] no
Have you ever been the cause of a salsa accident/injury? [ ] yes [ ] no
Have you ever danced offbeat? [ ] yes [ ] no

(Note: A Yes answer to the above questions will not automatically bar you from employment. Factors such as age at time of offence, seriousness and rehabilitation will be taken into consideration)

EDUCATION & TRAINING

Have you ever taken a salsa class/workshop?
[ ] once [ ] sometimes [ ] regularly [ ] never needed any

Have you completed 8th grade? [ ] yes [ ] no
Do you have a High School Diploma or equivalent? [ ] yes [ ] no

Please indicate other dance experience if any. (Check all that apply)
[ ] ballroom [ ] hip-hop [ ] afro-cuban [ ] ballet
[ ] hustle [ ] tap [ ] jazz [ ] interpretive

Please list any other special talents (e.g. Martial arts, juggling, combat training)
_________________________________________________________________


GENERAL INFORMATION

When I enter a salsa club people ____________. (Fill in the blank)
[ ] know me by name [ ] start lining up to dance with me
[ ] clear space on the dance floor [ ] ask me for lessons

After a dance with me my partner feels ___________.
[ ] exhilarated [ ] exhausted [ ] violated [ ] satisfied

Do you own dance sneakers?
If no please explain ____________________________________________

[ ] yes [ ] no

I love salsa because__________________________.
[ ] it's a great way to meet people [ ] It's good exercise
[ ] I have nothing better to do [ ] it's an excuse to touch people of the opposite sex
I confirm that the information given on this form is, to the best of my knowledge, true and complete. Any false statement may be sufficient cause for rejection, or, if employed dismissal.

Signature______________________________________ Date____/____/____

Please note that only pre-selected candidates will be called.