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Q: How many NY salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Two. One to screw the lightbulb, and another to remove it and re-screw on two.
Q: How many NJ salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light blulb ?
A: One. How the @#*#$ many did you &@%*# ^$*&@ think ?!!!
Q: How many Columbian salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light blulb ?
A: Three. One in the middle to screw it in, and the other two holding him on
each side so that he will not move side to side.
Q: How many LA salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: One. Everybody else makes room to watch.
Q: How Many Miami salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Two. One to screw it in while another calls it.
Q: How many Cuban salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: None, they can't afford a light bulb.
Q: How many Toronto salsa dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Three. One is in charge of technique, one in charge of artistry, and another to complain they don't screw with passion.
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times.
Q: How many Techno dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to
the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is
distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so
they will not try to grab the bulb.
Q: How many ballroom dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Changing lightbulbs is not allowed in Ballroom.
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